English with humor: funny signs on the door of a hotel room. Do not disturb sign in the hotel Door sign do not disturb I think freely
Do you like to travel and stay in different hotels? Then you know for sure that every hotel is trying in every possible way to surprise and attract tourists. Someone makes phenomenal discounts, others lure you with increased comfort, and still others are just trying to make you smile. We have already written about what funny inscriptions can be found in hotels if you pay attention to hotel signs. (link) Another option to cheer you up is a funny sign you hang on your door when you don't want to be disturbed. Let's see what the inscriptions on English language may please your eye this time.
Plates on the door
First of all, you need to know that such door cards are called hanger in English. Usually on one side it says that you should not be disturbed (Do not disturb), and the other side informs that it would be nice to clean the room. Depending on the situation, you can hang the sign either on one side or the other. But the phrase Do not disturb seems rather banal to many hotel owners, so they are happy to change banal English to English with humor.
Room for privacy with your loved one
Most often, the signs on the door hint that you should not be disturbed, as you are busy with a very personal matter. For example, drinking tea with a friend of the opposite sex or studying for exams (depending on how IT was called when you were young).
Do not disturb. If you understand what I mean
Yes, this door is closed. And we don't have socks. Bowchicawowow
- Usually in student dorms there is a tradition to hang a sock or some other piece of clothing on the door to show that it is better not to enter the room now.
- bowchicawowow - this is a slang phrase that means that now we are talking about an intimate relationship
Room just for you
Some guests stay in hotels just to be alone with their thoughts, think about something important or take a break from people. For such people, completely different funny inscriptions on door plates will be more relevant.
Not now. My ego needs to rest
I need some "me time". Please don't distract
Some of these inscriptions even hint at what a person might be thinking about alone in a hotel room. This is what you need to think about when you stay in a hotel alone. 
Don't distract. I'm contemplating a plan for world domination.
Clean my room. My mom is not here now
Evil signs
Sometimes the text on such a plate can be painted in a slightly sarcastic tone. Some may say that such inscriptions sound a little rude. But, most likely, the signs on the door just protect the privacy of the guest.
I'm here inside. You are out there. Let it all stay like this for a little while longer.
There's a good reason why you shouldn't knock right now.
Please... move on
Tablets and creative
Some hotel owners add creativity to the English lettering for tourists. Someone, for example, can invent their own words.
Fuhgettaboudit = forget about it = forget about it
Others try to write the phrases go away (leave) and come in (come in) in such a way that the meaning changes to the opposite when the tablet is turned over.
Leave
come in
Event signs
It turns out that you can even make such separate signs for each event that takes place at the hotel. For example, if all the guests stay at the same hotel for a wedding, then they can be surprised with such a card option on the door
Please don't worry. We're resting after the Porters' wedding.
Thank you so much for sharing this special day with us. Chris, Jenny
The next time you stay at a hotel, be sure to pay attention to such a banal thing as a sign on the door. You never know, suddenly something will be written there that will make your vacation even more fun.
Shutikova Anna
Do you think what is the most necessary thing in a hotel room? Toilet? Mini bar? Safe?
No - it's a "do not disturb" sign
Is there no safe in the room? Afraid that the maid will dangle your money or jewelry? The easiest way is not to let her into the room. For 1-2 days you will not turn the room into a garbage dump. There is no need to change towels and tidy up so often. Just hang a "do not disturb" sign on the door and the maid won't come.
What's annoying?
What pisses me off the most is when the cleaner shifts my clothes, touches my socks and underpants. Once, after cleaning, I found my T-shirts folded in a suitcase, and Lena's jacket under the pillow! Well, why did it have to be done, huh? And all these towel elephants are just an abomination.
They hid Lenin's jacket
When we lived in the Dolomites in northern Italy, I turned into a real Mr. X for the maids. Their hands itched to clean up the room. They probably imagined how we messed up the number in a week. Once they saw us coming out of their rooms, asked to be cleaned, but I was firm. I took only 2 clean towels and toilet paper.
After all, you don’t vacuum your house every day, cleaning once a week is enough. Why all these dressings of bed linen under the mattress. I'll make the bed myself.
Where do I hide things in the room?
Nowhere! I boldly leave my laptop on the bed, money and passport in the nightstand, socks on the floor and hang up a sign when I leave. For many years of travel and hundreds of hotels, there was not a single theft of my things from the room.
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There are different situations in life, and they cause different emotions. Sometimes you just want to be alone for a while, or relax, or have a bite to eat - depending on what mood you are in. However, both at work and at home, this is far from always possible. Just put a sign on the door!
And that, in principle, is a good idea. With the help of a tablet, you can delicately inform about the situation, or your mood, and even formulate any requirements for visitors, no matter who they are - colleagues, relatives, or someone else. Moreover, now there are a wide variety of special funny signs on the door, which are useful for literally all occasions.
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As soon as you feel that others are getting on your nerves, you can hang such a sign on the door. At least "everyone who enters here" will be aware of your mood.
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Double-sided plates most often have two opposite meanings on each side, which is very convenient.
If you got a lot, you can fence off like this:
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Or you can jokingly mean compromise conditions for an audience with a reduced level of your mood.
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About a smoke break at work, as well as a burst of professional enthusiasm, speaks eloquently
The sign on the door Seagull would-Do not disturb! Inspiration descended
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During a smoke break, they do not always go to the smoking room. It happens that they simply turn to the services of an office bar.
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Perhaps this is the most suitable sign for all kinds of corporate parties and banquets.
In case of an unexpected visit of the tax inspectorate right during a corporate party, you must always be ready to meet dear guests. We pretend that there is a meeting, and ... prepare papers!
Sign on the door Do not enter - there is a meeting / Tax Knock 3 times
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In order to convey the essence of other financial workflows, bank employees, for example, can use this
Sign on the door Hour of investment drift / Silence! The financial genius at work...
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Cool signs can be a good gift for the boss, especially if he has good feeling humor. Then both you and your colleagues will be aware of his mood.
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In the meantime, the bosses are in their office, what do all the hardworking employees do? They work correctly, with concentration and selflessly… They work, and work again. The following tablets develop honesty:
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And after work, returning home, we plunge into the cycle of domestic worries, hoping that, in addition to them, there will still be time to relax. In order for mutual understanding to come at home, as well as for humorizing the atmosphere, household signs will come in handy. They tell about the main aspects of domestic life using funny and intelligible metaphors.
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