• Vindictiveness and vindictiveness according to the horoscope.


    It turns out that the signs of the zodiac even take revenge in different ways. Everyone has their own style, their own developed tricks and their own "predetermined" strategy.

    Aries

    To imagine a vengeful Aries is a rather complicated matter. If someone steps on Aries on a sore spot, then Aries, so the rule gives the offender in the ear without any delay or preface. And this is not considered revenge, because it is a normal reaction of a healthy organism. I will say more, if the attack on the aforementioned corn was virtual and the offender was inaccessible for giving in the ear, Aries can easily forget about everything in an hour, and a day later, as if nothing had happened, hug and kiss this offender.

    Therefore, in order for Aries to have a desire to take revenge, you need to get it very systematically and get it very seriously ... Well, for example, daily and loudly talk about his (her) weaknesses at the very moment when his (her) passion. In this case, however, you will also immediately get in the ear, but if you have the courage to continue in the same spirit and further, then after a while Aries will take root in the opinion that you need to be limed. Exactly. Aries revenge is always radical. He will never condescend to any reciprocal petty dirty tricks. Aries needs only one thing - that the object of revenge ceases to exist (at least in the nearest observable space). What Aries will consistently achieve:
    - Sir, you must die.
    - Could it be otherwise? Maybe you will be satisfied, well, at least, cutting off a hand or, say, an ear? A? Well, pleaaaaaaaaaaaa...
    - No, sir, you must die.
    In general, Aries, who decided to take revenge, can easily force you to at least move to another organization (or even move with the whole family to another city). Moreover, it is characteristic that Aries himself will consider this not revenge, but self-defense.

    Taurus

    In order to awaken vindictiveness in Taurus, you also, in general, need to try hard. Taurus take root in the opinion that a person is a bastard only after a thorough collection of statistical information on this topic. But they take revenge much more perversely than Aries. In all likelihood, it was this sign (along with Scorpio) that became the founder of the vendetta. Revenge of Taurus, as a rule, consists in the systematic and inexorable blocking of all gateways and channels to the offender. And Taurus is such a sign that, for some reason, always turns out to be the owner of the very faucets with which these gateways and channels are blocked. For example, in a party, Taurus are often not only the main breadwinners, drinkers and hosts at home, but also the unspoken trendsetters and tastemakers. This does not mean that they are such leaders. No. Here the matter is different. They just always have a very weighty and weighty opinion on any occasion. Therefore, they do not impose new people and new tastes on anyone - they only approve or DO NOT approve what others bring. So, if you are honored with the revenge of Taurus, then be prepared for the fact that Taurus will categorically disapprove of you wherever and wherever he can reach. And this means that you will almost certainly “be left without sweets” and find yourself in isolation. And if someone tries to intercede for you, then Taurus will “cross out” him too - and so on up to the twelfth generation. Moreover, these sanctions are almost impossible to cancel. In order to earn the trust and respect of Taurus again, you will have to repent and fawn so much that it’s easier to hang yourself right away.

    Twins

    This is one of the main ulcers of the Zodiac. The fact is that most Geminis are passionate about being great and respected, and no one perceives them that way. Therefore, it is very easy to make a Gemini inflame with a thirst for revenge. Having received the revenge of Gemini, you will surely become the object of the most incredible rumors and gossip, ugly flat barbs and outright misinformation. Gemini boys can even get into a fight with superior enemy forces (and they are always superior), but in two minutes these don Quixotes will already be whimpering in the corner. Now, if it was a computer fight, Gemini would have made anyone in it. So, Gemini can seriously take revenge on you only if you own a computer - send, for example, some letter with a virus - this is always welcome. At the same time, the mood of most Geminis changes much faster than the weather. Having gathered in the morning to take revenge on you until retirement, by lunchtime Gemini can already offer you a mutually beneficial business or share with you freshly invented gossip about a new object chosen for revenge.

    However, if you decide that you should not be afraid of Gemini's revenge, then you are mistaken. Firstly, people tend to believe even the most incredible rumors (and then go wash off). And secondly, the Gemini tend to know everything and everyone, and therefore, writing another gossip, they can give out something really painful and compromising about you - without knowing it. In general, the understanding that the one who owns the information owns the world is inherent in these figures on an instinctive level.

    Cancer

    The simplest and most common way of revenge is to leave without a hat on a cold night, so that everyone feels bad. It is used for any reason, as well as for no reason - according to the mood. The same category includes a complete break in relations. In the Cancer case, this means that Cancer will not react to you at all - in no way and never, even if you drown in front of him. Moreover, the likelihood that Cancer will forgive you (even if the offense was small) is extremely small. If Cancer is seriously hurt, then the consequences can be the most unexpected. Conscious of their small, in general, strength, Cancers can even use heavy artillery to kill a cockroach (not to mention revenge on more serious opponents). For example, drowning someone's bag in a vengeful impulse in the nearest reservoir or burning someone's documents completely and completely - that would be crayfish. I'm not talking about physical revenge. If it comes to a fight, then - not otherwise with the use of something like a crowbar, a stool with iron legs, or something else of that kind ... So, Cancer is terrible in anger. But in general, the most terrible thing is not even the revenge of the crustaceans, but the resentment of the crustaceans in itself. This creature will look at you reproachfully with its large tearful eyes, like a lap dog thrown into the forest, and you will be ashamed, ashamed, ashamed!!! And you will not be able to make amends for your guilt, and therefore your conscience will choke you, choke and choke you, until it chokes you to a faint.

    a lion

    In order to awaken a thirst for revenge in Leo, you just need to seriously deceive him. And to deceive Leo is a trifling matter, you just have to want to. The question is: why do you need it. Lion's revenge, even in an easy execution, is terrible as death. And in a hard version, it is completely crushing (but it rarely comes to it). The simplest way of the lion's revenge is a clear demonstration that you are a complete, nothing of a nonentity and even worse. This is demonstrated with my own example. That is, Leo publicly shows how much cooler he looks, works and rests than you. Moreover, even if he has never been engaged in the business that you are busy with, in order to show your insignificance, he will manage to make him better than you. Further in the lion's rating of revenge are public insults and revelations. That is, Leo will publicly tell you everything that he thinks about you. Moreover, the sympathies of others, of course, will be on his side - because these sympathies are always on the side of Leo. This is where the revenge ends. And the tough revenge of Leo does not end and does not stop at anything. You can be pursued by dark personalities who for some reason suddenly turned out to be Leo's closest friends, flunked by examiners everywhere from the traffic police to the institute, abandoned by friends and acquaintances, and also quartered and wheeled by people from the other world. And behind all this you will see a terrible lion's grin. Over time, you will become a frail schizophrenic and begin to see the lion's machinations in all manifestations of life - including clogged toilets and sour milk.

    Virgo

    To be honest, I have a hard time imagining what exactly needs to be done in order for the Virgo to decide to take revenge, but many representatives of this sign have a tendency to this. Moreover, Virgos take revenge, as a rule, in especially perverted forms. Now, if you watched a film about the heroic Sergei Lazo, who was burned in the firebox of a steam locomotive by the Japanese, then you should roughly imagine what can be done with a person with a certain share of girlish fantasy (and girlish because Japan is under the sign of Virgo). Remember, there, for example, there was such a beautiful vase with holes, designed to install the enemy's head. The idea of ​​pumping water into a person through their ears is also a good one. In general, whatever you can think of, puzzled by the question seriously and girlishly. Virgo's domestic revenge is no less subtle, but differs in one amusing feature: the person who is being avenged learns that this happened to him last. For example, to issue you some long-awaited documents, while making only one minor oversight, leading to your repeated passage through all the circles of hell that preceded this, it will be like a girl: nothing is immediately clear, but crushing in the end.

    In general, Virgos, more than any other signs, are prone to revenge by official and documentary methods. That is, if you offended the Virgin, and she has something to declare against you in official instances, she will almost certainly declare there. Also known is the virginal technique of charming someone and marinating half to death solely for the purpose of deep wounding.

    Scales

    Libra is a rather touchy sign. However, they are not really good at revenge. Here everything is somehow more like a children's version: oh, you tell me so, okay, but here's how I tell you. Say, give me my toys and don't pee in my potty. At the same time, when Libra themselves already believe that they have reached the limits of severity and deceit, the subject to whom revenge is directed is just beginning to realize that it turns out that they are taking revenge on him. In addition, blocking any possibilities that depend on them, Libra often and completely lose control over the one they were going to take revenge on, from which further killing becomes almost impossible. Well, the most extreme thing that Libra is capable of is to challenge the offender to a verbal duel, present their accusations to him and demand an explanation. As a rule, explanations are above the roof - not everyone is as honest as Libra ... However, they still have one strong point that Libra can use for revenge - terrible and terrible. They can, for example, skillfully beat off the sympathy of some valuable person from their offender. They can also, in spite of the enemies, seep somewhere high to warm places and from there brazenly show the offender his tongue, so that he becomes bitter and envious. In general, such intellectual intrigues... A good sign. I knew one person who was (and remained) Libra and was engaged in such difficult activities in his company as contacts with all sorts of "boys" and "roofs", so he was famous precisely for the fact that, thanks to his activities, there were no serious showdowns there. once, although his boss was a surprisingly bitchy man and there were enough violent passions around this company.

    Scorpion

    This sign traditionally holds the lead in bitchiness. Although not deserved. In fact, he is much more bitchy than his Pisces, but no one knows this. So, a normal Scorpio is different in that he cares about everything. Everywhere, you see, he has some interests of his own, he needs to control everything and keep it on the hook. Accordingly, as soon as someone hurts these interests of his, Scorpio immediately fills with poison and runs to engage in biting. Scorpio's biting is different, but it differs, first of all, in that its main goal is not at all to neutralize the enemy, but to inflict as deep moral (and at worst as physical) injuries on him, with which he would suffer to the end their hard days. For the same reason, Scorpios are the founders of the principle “beat your own, so that strangers are afraid” - inflicting deep, bleeding and non-healing wounds on your own, you see, is a hundred times more convenient than strangers. All the weak points are known in advance and it is not difficult to poke at them. For example, I knew Scorpio, who had a husband obsessed with looking solid - so she blamed him endlessly for one single case when he looked undignified, having blown up in the store to the extreme and telling the saleswoman everything that she (the saleswoman) deserved. The husband blushed, turned pale and lowered his eyes. And Scorpio - an infection - was waiting for a large gathering of guests, and again: "Do you remember, in the store ..." But, characteristically, not a single Scorpio will ever forget and spill a little balm on freshly inflicted wounds so that the object of biting does not completely close from him with a shell and didn't fall off the hook. That is, to remain a convenient victim. Only the Gemini have immunity against scorpion bites - because most of them do not have such depth in their souls for which a scorpion sting can be scratched. Or maybe there is depth, but the attitude towards it is not so deep. That is, Scorpio catches them, and they themselves joke about this topic, as if they were not stabbed with a sting, but their heels were tickled with a feather.

    Sagittarius

    Well, the avengers are boring. A la "red devils" and "elusive Jack" (whom no one catches). That is, they would be happy, in the name of justice and principles of all kinds, to chop everyone who came across with a naked saber, but only now, while they are talking about justice and principles, you stroke, but there is already no one to chop. And most importantly, they practically cannot inflict reprisals if there is not a large gathering of people. They are bored and somehow not at all instructive. For that same justice, they first need to gather a whole assembly, explain to the people there that, they say, you look at what kind of bastard, and then, with fireworks and fanfare, put him to waste.

    True, like everyone who is sick with principles, they are vindictive in order. Therefore, if they meet the offender in twenty years, and then they have the moment to roll him away in full, they will roll away with great joy and not blink an eye. In revenge alone, Sagittarius succeeded like no other. In bureaucratic revenge. Here, for example, if you need to get a certificate from some aunt that you have been vaccinated against the flu, and you stepped on this aunt's foot in a stunted year and did not apologize, then she will come off. And, by all means. For the sake of this certificate, you will bypass all thirty circles of hell, paradise and purgatory until you collect certificates there about the purity of your pedigree up to the twelfth generation and present them in support of the fact that you have some rights to the requested certificate. And then she will consider all this for three years, coordinate it in ten commissions, and deal with other such dirty tricks.

    And then, he will give you a certificate without seals and send you to receive one at one end of the city, and the other at the other (and forget to call there to put it on you).

    Capricorn

    What needs to be done in order to force Capricorn to take revenge, I can’t even imagine. There is practically nothing to get these people with - they themselves will get whoever they want ... Well, okay, let's say you managed to get Capricorn by hooking something, for example, his passion. This is bad. There will still be no revenge. And there will be consistent survival from all the surroundings available to Capricorn. Moreover, this does not mean at all that Capricorn will carry out some special work in this direction there. It’s just that Capricorn has probably already managed to dig in there much earlier and much better than you, and therefore all the levers are in his hands ... But it’s true, it’s on trifles. It's probably worse. This is when you managed to arouse antipathy in Capricorn for some inexplicable reasons and strong antipathy - reaching white heat. Then Capricorn becomes capable of everything that Virgo is capable of, only on a hypertrophied scale. That is, if it is enough for Virgo to just twist the stopper of your dropper and leave, Capricorn will definitely need to replace the contents in this dropper with some kind of caustic substance and then sit and watch what will happen. It is possible to overcome the revenge of Capricorn only by means of a massive bombardment of the area of ​​its habitation within a radius of three hundred kilometers for ten days without interruption. (And even then, if you are sure that this Capricorn does not have his own hand at the command post of the contingent of forces that will be entrusted with this bombing - which is unlikely). In general, what I'm telling you. Look better at the series "Sherlock Holmes", where about Professor Moriarty. Here Moriarty is a typical Capricorn.

    Fish

    Offending a normal Fish is usually very easy. But only a person close enough can offend her so that she wants to take revenge, because Pisces forgets about all other insults with ease. And Pisces takes revenge in all possible ways, with the exception of obvious ones. They weave intrigues, cross the path of the offender exactly where he does not expect, and delight his life in all sorts of other ways. The easiest way to take revenge on a fish is to walk around with an offended face and tell what a bad person you are and how you treated her cruelly. Pisces always turns out this very naturally, because they are really offended sincerely. And therefore, sympathizers can have a bad opinion of you for a long time. If this doesn’t seem enough to Pisces, she can unravel the most terrible rumors about you, no worse than Gemini, and even better: because fish rumors are much more naturalistic than Gemini ones - firstly, and absolutely irrefutable due to a fair amount of fog and omissions - firstly second. Having a very big tooth on you, Pisces can pretend that they were not offended at all, and then, under the guise of a sincere desire to help, tell you such tales and give you such advice that you will disentangle your own porridge for a very long time. Moreover, you still can’t accuse Pisces of malicious intent - she will take care to build all her slippery speeches so that she has somewhere to retreat (say, she warned that this information is unverified). No worse than Scorpio, Pisces knows how to cling to sore spots. No worse than Sagittarius, it can torture you with bureaucratic torments. No worse than Libra, she beats in intellectual battles, although she does not even have the rudiments of intelligence in the traditional sense of the word ...

    Aquarius

    The only vengeful Aquarius I knew was a rare jerk of about fifty, and even offended in early childhood. And with all this, he still took revenge jokingly and effortlessly - not even seriously at all (from which, however, the objects of his revenge did not get any better). In short, he doesn't count. Aquarians do not like revenge and do not know how. Some mentally unhealthy representatives of this sign can betray, set up and brazenly deceive, but they do this not out of revenge, but just like that - out of love for art and for self-affirmation. It is practically impossible to get Aquarius out of himself to such an extent that he begins to take revenge. This sign has such an innate sense of humor that its representatives will make you look like a complete idiot long before you get them. You can call it revenge if you like, but they don't. The typical Aquarius is a character like Home Alone. That is, he will roll you half to death, without knowing it. He has such strange habits that any close contact with him is fraught with self-harm, and contact with evil targets is especially dangerous. Suppose you sneak up quietly to Aquarius from the back, so that something is not right, but Aquarius, just at this moment, for some reason, remembers that he, it turns out, knows how to do back flips ... What will happen?

    That's right: Aquarius will hit you on the head with both feet and then pitifully lead you to the medical center, where he will remember that he still knows how to bandage and inadvertently bandage you so that you forget how to breathe (and when you remember, it will be too late). The Ministry of Health warns.